Ever get the feeling they want less info just so they have less to read? I’ve had plans kicked back for being “too thorough” too. Did you try calling the reviewer directly, or just resubmit with tweaks? Sometimes a quick chat clears things up.
GOT DENIED FOR A PERMIT—WHAT WOULD YOU DO NEXT?
Man, I swear these reviewers must have a secret contest for who can reject the most plans in a week. I had my bathroom reno plans sent back because I included too much detail about the tile pattern—like, sorry for being excited about grout lines? Makes you wonder if they just want a nap instead of reading our stuff.
I haven’t tried calling them directly, but maybe I should. I always get nervous I’ll say something dumb and they’ll remember me as “that guy with the 12-page fence plan.” Last time I just trimmed out half the info, resubmitted, and crossed my fingers. It worked, but then the inspector showed up and wanted to know why I didn’t include certain details. Can’t win.
Do you think they actually read everything, or is it more like skimming for red flags? I’m tempted to just send in a stick figure drawing next time and see what happens. Or maybe bribe them with cookies... kidding (mostly).
Anyone else feel like there’s some secret Goldilocks zone of “just enough info” that we’re all supposed to magically know? Or is it just luck of the draw who reviews your stuff? At this point, I’m considering just building a shed out of cardboard and hoping nobody notices.
GOT DENIED FOR A PERMIT—WHAT WOULD YOU DO NEXT?
I’ve definitely been there—my old house has seen more permit drama than a soap opera. Here’s what’s worked for me:
1. Print out their denial notes and literally highlight every comment.
2. Tackle them one by one, but only answer what they ask (no bonus details, tempting as it is).
3. If you’re not sure, call the reviewer. They’re usually less scary than they seem, and sometimes you get a hint about what they *really* want.
4. Save your detailed tile dreams for after approval—inspectors care about waterproofing, not your herringbone pattern (sadly).
5. And yeah, it’s totally a Goldilocks thing. Too much or too little info, and you’re toast.
I once got dinged for including a sketch of my cat in the attic plans (don’t ask). Just keep it simple and you’ll get through eventually.
