Right? With paper, if I forgot to sign something, the clerk would just point and grunt, and I’d fix it right there. Last time I tried the city’s onlin...

WHEN DOES A "WEEKEND PLUMBING JOB" EVER ACTUALLY TAKE A WEEKEND? Haha, right? “Weekend project” is just code for “cancel your plans for the next thre...

I hear you on the cement board being the “safe bet,” but man, my back still remembers lugging those sheets up the stairs for our last reno. For our po...

I swear my old HVAC was held together by dust and hope for the last few years. When I finally caved and got a new one, my bills dropped maybe $20 a mo...

That made me laugh—been there. I tried to use leftover pavers for a patio and the city wanted proof they weren’t “contaminated.” Like, what do they th...

Locked myself out once because the batteries died during a cold snap—should’ve seen me trying to “jump start” the thing with a USB battery pack while ...

I hear you on the dimmers—my last attempt at “mood lighting” in the kitchen ended up more like a disco, with the lights flickering every time I ran th...