Yeah, I've wondered that too! My theory is it's probably the tannins since they're known for giving wood a richer look—kinda like a subtle natural sta...

Totally agree with you there—marine-grade stuff can feel like you're paying for the word "marine" more than anything else, haha. I've done a few beach...

Haha, totally feel you on the decorative plate issue. I once thought I'd be clever and hide a spare key behind one of those cute garden gnomes by the ...