I hear you on the “miracle” guards—had a client swear by them until a squirrel used one as a trampoline and jammed the whole thing with needles. Hones...

Keyless Locks Are Great... Until They Aren’t Those battery warnings are like the check engine light for your front door—easy to ignore until you’re s...

Man, you nailed it with the “slow cooker set to corrode” bit. I once had a client who wanted to save on exterior paint—went with some off-brand stuff ...

Smart Features Are Great—If They Actually Work I hear you, but I’ll admit I’m a sucker for a well-placed gadget—when it *actually* makes life easie...

Haha, midnight raves...been there. Had a client once whose vintage bungalow turned into a disco every time the neighbor's garage door opened—talk abou...

I tried hemp insulation once on a client's basement reno—thought I was being all eco-friendly and progressive. Then came the big storm, and let's just...

Haha, I feel that. Installed a bunch of those Wyze bulbs last year thinking I'd upgrade later, but turns out they're smarter than me half the time. Li...

Yep, been there. Had a client once who built a gorgeous deck—no permit, figured "who'd notice?" Well, the neighbor noticed... and complained. Ended up...